Deep. Ly.
Dist.
Urb.
Ing.
Now that's just fancy!
Does this hold any allure whatsoe'er? Nay.
Nothing is as sad as a clown hobo.
... Except maybe a drunk clown.
Heh.
No.
Are you sure?
I thought it was thattaway.
umm ... GenPets ... not really alive, are they?!?!?!
I've got a
"Babe the Blue Ox"
joke simmering in the back of my mind
... still need to polish it up a bit.
Oooh, sexy.
Sexy mit extra mustards.
Thanks to TMcG for the link to Celebrities Eating.
Listen fifi le fou, that coat had better be faux!
If you & you & me all get piggies and you get the wolf one,
we can put on a little skit for our mammies.
(Just don't click on this link. Nor this one.)
Why don't you listen?!?
Wait, I don't remember the scene with the stretch marks.
Was that on Planet Tituba?
Wowie.
Actually, this is the up-and-coming thing in childrearing.
The midnight snack-u-fetch.
Yeah, ummm, I'll just get the mac & cheese. Thanks.
Sounds like a good idea.
I have a date with a package of Altoids.
Happy New Year!!!
15 comments:
Why oh why don't I listen??
I'm scarred by the Osmond link. How can I thank you?
Happy New Year Spinning Girl!
happy new year spinning girl! you've made me and my friends laugh, ponder, and chuckle throughout 2006. we are looking forward to your 2007 offerings!
(ditto on the Osmond link! - now i must also pass along the psychological scarring to others (because i can't help myself))
I didn't check the Osmond link, and know better than to try!
Thanks for another year of weirdness, SG! Looking forward to the next one!
Those are great!
Happy New Year SG!
~xo
Lee Ann
happy new year you spintillating hottie!
Happy New Year and, no, peeing in a toilet-shaped-like-a-mouth is so very not appealing.
I was going to say something about a life-size Jabba the Hutt, but I must check out this Osmonds link. :)
That Osmond song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
It tastes like burning.
I need to get it out, get it out, get it out...
"Shooting down the walls of heartache (bang! bang!)"
That did it.
HNY.
There's a urinal-mouth at a club here in San Diego. I would have peeked if there weren't men in the bathroom. next time...
regarding the Genpets...
nope, they arent real if anyone had any doubts, but their website is truly frightening. I did some research on them about 6 months ago when all the hulaballoo broke..
happy new year, By the way!
GEN PETS ARE NOT MY FRIENDS!
*panting*
omg..
Okay, then.
Off to go bleach my eyes, ears, and brain!
Happy New Year!
No better way to ring it in than with some of your signature WTF humor.
Oh tanks gawd... *PHEW!*
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/genpets.asp
I'll never forgive you for that Osmond Family link. Never.
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