SG: Am I the bulldyke in our relationship?
J: Ummm ... what would that make me?
SG: You're the gay man.
J: umm ... ::crickets::
SG: I'm kidding! I'm just kidding, honey. Sometimes you act faggy.
J: ::crickets:: (makes a face)
SG: Fags would be offended that you are offended by that.
Disclaimer: I would like to alert my gay followers that I love everything about you and only use the word "fag" for comic relief here. I hope that I do not offend. Having dry-humped a few female cousins and fantasized about a friend's boobs, I consider within my bicurious right to reclaim these formerly offensive terms for ourselves!