Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
September 23, 2008
Captain Bess Flint, at your service!
My pirate name is:
Captain Bess Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!