Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
I usually would just put the garden hose down my pants when my parents were out of town.
I'd have sex with my boyfriend when my parents were out of town.
I'd do the same boring things I always did. Yay!Of course, that just gives me a better excuse to have a really good mid-life crisis. Awwwww yeah!
How did that one guy break his arm?Betcha it was on a dry-run.
So this is what the geeks in high school did on the weekends.
I want a water slide.
i'd watch scrambled porn when my parents were out of town. also, i heart waterslides
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