August 22, 2007

Quote of the Day

"My breath is so bad, it is a meal unto itself."

"Wow, it has that much body?"

--overheard on the National Seashore beach shuttle

11 comments:

jamwall said...

ewww

Pope Terry said...

Its hard to imagine a person with such bad oral hygeine would use the word 'unto'...

jiggs said...

my breat always has a lot of body... because I use Pert Plus mouthwash!

BOOOYAH!

jiggs said...

dammit. I got so excited by that joke that I mispelled "breath"!

Damn my infirmity!

Slyde said...

that was.....gross

funny, but gross...

Marisa said...

i would like to pair it with a fine pinot grigio.

Think Frustrated said...

What a shitty meal.

Übermilf said...

Were these supermodels? That could be what they eat.

Scarlet Hip said...

Well there goes my dinner.

shirlsd said...

hope you weren't downwind from breath-o-rama... yikes!

Lauren said...

I think I can one up you on this one. Are you ready?

"My dick smells like chicken broth!"