Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
oi oi oi! don't say "cowbell gene!"
Have you been teaching her new phrases again??
seems like an odd thing to tell our lord and savior... or just something a really drunk jesse jackson would say.
My favorite little-kid-peeing-related-language-story (are there many of these?) was when I was working a summer camp with 4- to 6-year-olds. It involved this exchange:"Tommy, you don't have to go to the bathroom?""No.""Okay, let's go then..." (pause) "Wait, Tommy, I thought you said you didn't have to go!""My penis plays tricks on me sometimes."
I peed once in the corner of my bedroom when I was drunk. ha
ah! a bilingual learning opportunity at hand, perhaps ... should there be a next time, heaven forbid (BAD attempt at lame humor, i know) ... hice pis en el piso, jesús cristo! (... had a l'il help from translator tool)
I need to make sure I teach her some more Estonian choice-phrases, because we don't run into too many Estonians in places like public restrooms.Thanks, SG, for sharing this with the world. I'm an unfit mother.
"I peed on the floor. Jesus Christ!"President Bush delivered that same speech at a Rotary meeting in Scranton.
I can relate.Sadly.
i love kids.
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