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Appetizer How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?1 earring in each ear, and maybe a sparkly barrette if it's my birthday.SoupWhat is your favorite instrumental song?"Viento del Arena" by the Gipsy kings.SaladWho has a last name that you like?Staci DaCuntoMain CourseName a popular movie you’ve never seen.Schindler's listDessertFill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___________ like ____________.Angry, neglected animals.Scream, big hairy spiders.Laugh, Leigh Yung LiCry, Moments of Perfect BeautyMoan, an array of squeezable condiments
Never seen Schindler's List either.It's one of a small handful of the AFI Top 100 that I haven't seen. Dunno why.
AppetizerHow many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?Lets see, there's the Mr. T chains with the hood ornament. There's the labrynthe of heine piercings that I got when I was wasted, thus I need a doughnut for sitting down, preferably jelly raspberry.SoupWhat is your favorite instrumental song?Duh. I provide my own beat!SaladWho has a last name that you like?Raymond Luxury-YachtMain CourseName a popular movie you’ve never seen.Jerry McGuire (still don't wanna see it)DessertFill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___________ like ____________.Moan, an array of squeezable condiments (I have to concur with the last choice)
Appetizer How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days? Five: My wedding band and engagement ring, a gold bracelet and a pair of gold loop earrings.SoupWhat is your favorite instrumental song? The theme to Superman, especially when my little niece sings it (LooTooDoo!)SaladWho has a last name that you like? I always hated yet liked the last name Llewellyn, lots of L's and l's. Also like long last names like Oestreicher, Olejarchick, Szcezepkowski, things like that,names that challenge you to spell them correctly. I like last names that mean something too: Meadows, Cash, Nipple (I swear I knew a girl named Michelle Nipple), Brewer, Mason, and Tailor. Main CourseName a popular movie you’ve never seen. There are many, such as the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie, SpiderMan 3, Syriana, and I never saw and never will see things like The Grudge, Suburbia, etc.DessertFill in the blank: Nothing makes me _mad_ like _stupid people do!__
Must see Schindler's List, it is a long and somewhat depressing movie but well made and worth watching. You have to focus, it is definitely not one to watch while distracted.
Appetizer How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?None. THat's girly stuff, that is.SoupWhat is your favorite instrumental song?The theme to "Vision On". It goes- Doob, do be do doob, do be do doob do doob, doo be do be doob, do be do doob, do be do doo do doob, do be do be doob, do do doo, do do be doo, do be doo, do be do be do dooo, do be do be do do, de do de do do, do be do be doo. (etc.)SaladWho has a last name that you like?Paddington BearMain CourseName a popular movie you’ve never seen.Brother Bear. I thought it would be patronising to bears.DessertFill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___frolic________ like ___a pile of freshly laundered pants_________.
1. just my wedding band, maybe a pair of earrings.2. "Tuuna Taco sings the theme to the Lion King!"3. Bender (A student I had last year)4. Casablanca!5. Nothing makes me madder than people who can't drive properly, especially when I have my kid(s) in the back seat and they are on their goddamn cell phone!!
And how many times did I offer to have you come over and see Schindler's List? Two of my favorite actors: Liam and Ralph!! Come on!!
Loooooooooooooooove the Gipsy kings. I drool over you immensely.
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