Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
Yesterday I found out I was broke.Today I made up a new budget and plan.Tomorrow I will throw myself into the bay. Signed,Monkey's HumanP.S. Monkey answered each of these "eat bananas". He's so reliable.
Yesterday I got into a tangle with a thorny, mighty bush. Today I had a giant scratch on my eye. Tomorrow, I will wear a patch.
Yesterday I was sick with the fluToday I still feel like crapTomorow I will stab myself in the nose with a fork if my sinuses don't clear upthanks and have a nice day ;o)
Yesterday I sat through a dinner that was two hours too long.Today I peed in a cup.Tomorrow I will be more positive.
Yesterday I clogged my klarn.Today I siphoned kool-aide with my wee-wee.Tomorrow I will abuse homeless people.
Yesterday I thought of tomorrow.Today I thought of yesterday.Tomorrow I will be even more confused than I am now.
Yesterday I grew a beard. Today it was itchy, and tomorrow I will shave it.
Yesterday, I contemplated doing laundry.Today, I will look at it in disgust yet ignore it once again.Tomorrow, I may actually wash some clothes.
Yesterday I ordered a box of fries from a cheesecake delivery place and nearly barfed. Today I shaved my legs for the first time in a month. (okay, two)Tomorrow I will rub one out to pictures of you in an eye patch.
Yesterday I watched "24" with my brother.Today I went to the dentist to get fitted for a night guard.Tomorrow I will take a shower.I know, its a thrill-a-minute life I lead. Few could handle whirlwind of activity.
Yesterday I discovered that my father really doesn't hate squirrels that much after all.Today I am tired and I think I am getting a cold AGAIN, but will be taking my 1 year old son to swimming lessons anyway.Tomorrow I will decompress at my yoga class.
Yesterday I pooped my pants .Today I will kill my boss .Tomorrow I will be long gone from here.~Jef
Like Damasta, I too will be thinking fondly of you in your Pirate Outfit.
yesterday i was alone for the first time.today i will be alone again.tomorrow i might be used to it.
Yesterday I bought loose-fitting panties.Today I had a wedgie all day.Tomorrow I will go commando, and possibly *give* a wedgie.
funny ... yesterday i wore loose fitting panties and had the opposite experience. i was pulling them up all day.(today i didn't)(tomorrow i won't either)
Yesterday I locked my keys in my car while it stood running at 5 am.Today my father decided that since it's now April, heat is no longer needed - it was 50 in our house this morning while it was 30 outdoors. Needless to say, I couldn't get out of bed...Tomorrow I will sleep in an extra hour before working out and showering at a leisurely pace. I will then go pick up Spinning Girl for our big BrEaKfAsT!
Yesterday I, too, wore loose fitting panties. And I wasn't self-conscious at all. Well, except at the doctor's office. "Research," I said. "Uh, yeah. Research. That's it."btw ... mine were a manly blue. Okay, powder blue. But boy blue!
Yesterday I went to bed really early and woke up to pee about 6 times. Today I bought my friends Starbucks, ate a lot and took a nap.Tomorrow I might have this baby. But probably not for a few more weeks.Hey SG, don't you need to pay a membership fee to do that? (I at first thought your comment was a double entendre...)
Yesterday I thought of what could be.Today, I know what is.Tomorrow I will do it again.Husband of Rebecca(If he's lucky. sorry...I know he was trying to be deep, but I just can't do that around here)
Yesterday I worked an awful day at work. today I went to the gym, tomorrow I go to work again.Im boring
yesterday I didn't ware any panties.Today no panites again.Tomorrow I will think about doing some laundry
Yesterday I didn't work out.Today I didn't work out.Tomorrow I will probably not work out either.
Yesterday I found out I gained back all the weight I lost except for one pound.Today I ate a sugar cookie that my friend saved me from her meeting. Tomorrow I will start a diet where I won't eat till June.
Yesterday I forgot it was my friends birthday.Today I will buy something over the top and expensive for her to compensate for my crapness.Tomorrow I will make more effort not to do it again....
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