Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
Personally, my snood serves a specific function, but I generally try to keep my major caruncles hidden.
Large and fleshy. Engorged with blood during the spring.Ahem. In other news, this turkey brings back memories.
Damn! Monkey stole my comment! Grr!It's Monkey-huntin' time...
Way more than I ever wanted to know about Thanksgiving Dinner.
Thank you for sharing, alluring webmistress.
i've got more awesome plumage than that!
Oooh! Damasta is coming after me. This is an exciting day.
Following Monkey's Human's train of thought...10 inches or longer on a gobbler. Thickness varies.Ahem.
# 14: The wild turkey tom is not something you want to see running in front of your car.Also, you will say something to the effect of "Holy fuckin' turkey!" when Tom comes racing out of the ditch in front of your car.
The Snood is the best part of the turkey if you ask me.
I only know about things that gobble my waddle...
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