It is very important to me that you all love me, unconditionally if at all possible, and embracing my numerous flaws ... and also that I get my counter up to 100,000 before Christmas. Please help me by posting your comments one word (or preferably one letter) at a time. I remember when I was at 10,000 hits, and look at me now! Bitchez!!!!
What could be cuter than my kids all sitting & reading the Science Times? I let them put their feet up so they would feel more relaxed (also for a yearbook photo).
I have often wondered why doves are always in such a freaking panic. Everyday on my walk, if I startle a dove, it's always like "twuh twuh twuh twuh twuuuuuh!" and flies away as if the devil himself was after him. I don't even eat doves, you freak! Why can't you just hop away, like a crow? Crows are annoying, but at least they aren't fucktards like doves.
I get a little bit personal about birds. Sorry. I love them. Unlike some people. One of my blog-pals hit an eagle with his car (by accident of course) the other day and I am still upset over it. I am starting to wonder if it was really an eagle. Could it have been a hawk (still bad) or a vulture (no biggie there)? I want to ask him but I don't want to obsess on it, since that's not what the post was really about. Maybe you can tell me by email. You know who you aaaaaare.
Every Christmas I have written a letter, and they have always been a great creative outlet for me, but last year I didn't do one because all my creative juices get smeared all over the internets. I want to do one this year, but need to get inspired. I don't have a 4-year-old's soccer exploits to brag about!
Which brings me to the fact that I have a mini crush on my friend Miko; kind of a big one, actually. Do you think it would enhance our friendship if I whipped out my boobies when I see him this weekend? I did the cross-over friend thing once, with Neighb, and it didn't work out. If it did work out, though, how great that would be! I find I often let my heart lead me into bad decisions (right, assmuppet?) and then I have regrets. But I also believe one should "Leap, and the net appears." So maybe I should leap on Miko.