Why is this dog on the conference table? Why is this dog on the conference table?!?!!? We work at this table. We eat at this table. For that matter, why is your dog at work with you? Is this allowed? The only reason to have your pooch at work with you is if you are blind, or quadriplegic, or narcoleptic. Not because you miss each other when you are at work. Let rodents wait for us at home, and then let's give each other an extra vigorous dry-humping when we get back home. For chrissake!