Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
This vajayjay is not a toy.
Well Jesus does help you heal. You seem like a nice lady. Are you single? Not for me, but I have a friend.
Jesus Band-aids. Hmmmm...That sort of item might sell well in certain parts of the country.Its probably somewhat riske' to use his likeness that way, but you gotta find a way to get out the word of God.
Jesus would be a lot cooler if he were a pirate.ARRRRRRRR!
Particularly handy for those who wear a crown of thorns.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Can I sue if there is subsequent scarring after use of this 'jesus' bandaid? I mean cmon. He's supposedly like this wicked healer n'everything.
What's the prize inside?? What is it? What IS IT????
Or me! I want some. :-)
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