Alert reader and TBDOA*-spotter Willie has sent me the following image. You may wish to filter it through a piece of wax paper, so as to protect your eyes from certain destruction.
I'll wait while you fetch it.
All right then.
Here we go, my love. This will not be easy. Hold my hand.
What the crazy f***?!?!?!?!?!?
Now they come in rigid plastic?!?!?!?!?
Next you'll tell me that babies can wear them as costumes.
*Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals