September 28, 2005

Cookie Worship


The Secret Ritual of Fudge Stripe Cookie Worship
  1. Open package of Fudge Stripe cookies.
  2. Pour a glass of milk.
  3. Insert digit into hole in cookie (pinky or index finger).
  4. Nibble around hole until 1 micron-thickness of cookie remains.
  5. If cookie ring breaks, start over.
  6. Remove cookie ring from finger & put on tongue.
  7. Chew & swallow.
  8. Take a sip of milk.
  9. Repeat.

11 comments:

Sleep Goblin said...

mmm... cookies... *drooling*

Henri Banks said...

Great Now i know a secret cookia ritual !!

B.O.B.I. said...

Uuuhhhhaaaahhhh.... coooookiiiiieeeesss...

::drool::

Right now Dane and I are high on a "Keebler Elves Double Stuffed" craze.

Let's hear it for prefabricated chocolate goodness!

jiggs said...

That image is perverse. And I love it.

Lulu said...

I thought I was the only one who did that.

Pizzle said...

Wow. Haven't craved Fudge Striped Cookies in forever. I'm off to the store...

Lee Ann said...

Exactly!

Monkey said...

Cookie ring! "With this ring, I thee eat."

LisaBinDaCity said...

YUM!!!!

Gee thanks, now I need to go buy cookies ;-)

Spinning Girl said...

This post was inspired by you, Mister Yak.

Harry Yak said...

ahhh i was just thinking about how i was going to get those cookies into my comment room.

it kinda also reminds my of the donut trick i read about in cosmo with danius. of course that trick involves a donut and a different part of the..... wel you know.