October 12, 2007

Spinning Girl Deep Cuts: Time for a Good Old-Fashioned Slumber Party

Originally posted: 7/17/05
It is just too hot & sticky to do anything today, so my friend Leigh Yung Li (henceforth LYL) is coming over for a visit & sleepover. We are both in our 30's, and it's been a while since we had a girls' sleepover, so I made an agenda. Here it is:

The Super Semi-Annual Sleepover
Sunday, July 17, 2005
1 Prickly Heat Place, Hotnhazy, Connecticut

AGENDA

4:00-5:00 PM
Arrival and check-in; unpacking
Familiarization with grounds
Establishment of routines and expectations

5:00-6:45 PM
Gossip about people we hate
Tea (SG) / Coffee (LYL)/ cigarette (LYL); dinner
Examining and analyzing neuroses
Gossip about people we like
Talk about my messy house: how messy is too messy?
Talk about the hot guy

6:45 PM
Depart for AA meeting or Starbucks

7:00-8:00 PM
AA meeting or 2 double shot venti extra whip mocha lattes

8:15 PM
Arrive back at the manse

8:30-9:00 PM
Tea / coffee / cigarette
Discuss & choose next activity from list below

9:00-11:00 PM
Engage in activity/activities from list below

11:00-11:30 PM
Begin thinking about bed
Braid hair / pillow fight / massage / quasi-lesbian hinting /
put in retainers

11:45 PM
Bedtime (separate rooms); quiet reading time

12:00 AM
Lights Out

Monday’s schedule: Flexible, depending upon wake-up time, but should include coffee, breakfast, and closure on unfinished items from Sunday’s agenda.

Possible Activities
Tarot Reading
DVD: the Incredibles
Watch midget porn (nod to badgod)
Play Bullet to the Head ©
Top Ten Game ©
Gossip about people we don’t know very well
Watch TV; channel surfing
Watch TV; fixed station
The Cube: a game of enlightenment
Look at old yearbooks
Make Magnetic Poetry ©
Crank calls
Help me organize my house
Look at Slang Flashcards ©
Scattergories ©
Plaster of Paris cast of hands / feet

4 comments:

BadGod said...

Quasi-lebisan hinting.....

jamwall said...

My pajamas are made out of oxygen.

Think Frustrated said...

I knew there was Quasi-Lesbian hinting at slumber parties! I can finally publish my dissertation!

B.E. Earl said...

Seems to me that a few "activities" were conveniently left off of your list.

As a guy who has watched an unhealthy amount of late night Cinemax, I am fully aware of what really goes on at these "slumber parties".

Cinemax wouldn't lie.