2 The middle seat is the worst seat in the row.
3 Big People are bigger than they appear at a distance.
4 100 people eating peanuts in a small confined space makes a smell similar to the elephant pen at the zoo.
5 When little children say, “Mommy, I need to poop right now,” they are already pooping at that moment.
6 Cigarette smoking can look very unattractive.
7 Cigarette smoking can look very sexy.
8 Nobody should ever wear a tube top.
9 Gum chewing can be so unattractive that I have changed the way that I chew my gum.
10 After you spend enough time in 90 degree heat and humidity, you get used to it.
11 Good hair days are overrated.
12 If there are jellyfish on the beach, then there are jellyfish in the water.
13 The shuttle looks amazing going up.
14 Alligators mostly mind their own business.
16 People should not bother wild animals.
17 I used to think rednecks were funny, because I listened to Jeff Foxworthy and because I had never seen one in its natural habitat. Now I know that real rednecks are scary.
18 Rednecks are not interested in hearing that they are ignorant assholes for bothering the wild animals.
19 There are no hard & fast rules to fistfights, except to use your fists and swing hard.
20 Police cruisers are comfy but smell like B.O.
21 Jail cells are small and smell like pee.